town rider 

a guy who has had sex with everyone in the town

damn dude stop being a town rider and save some girls for the rest of us

town rider by kenny dimes August 20, 2010

town lap 

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.

"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-

town lap by Silver G. December 15, 2010

Town generalization 

When you are generalized for the town you live in and not for your actual circumstances. Usually very annoying for people who get generalized this way. A lower middle class person may be just able to afford a small apartment or house in a rather affluent area and then they get generalized as rich. Or a rich kid may live in a decent neighborhood of what is considered a bad area. These rich kids usually use this to make themselves seem hard or ghetto while the kids with the opposite problem are tired of the generalizations.

Wealthy kids who happen to live in okay areas of Mount Vernon, parts of the Bronx, Queens or Brooklyn are seen as hood but a kid who lives in a one bedroom apartment with his whole family who just happens to live in some wealthier town in Westchester of Long Island is considered soft. town generalization sucks

Town generalization by moconahhh August 26, 2013

town of hillsboro 

stuck shit baseball players whose parents always complain about calls then go face-to-face with coach and threaten to kill them.

hillsboro parent: "thats a shit call!!!!"
PDC parent: "we don't appreciate what you said"
***PDC PARENT GETS CHASED AND THREATEN BY WILD AND DRUNK HILLBILLY***
the town of hillsboro is always full of drunks

town of hillsboro by KUMMQUAT July 9, 2018

Town Lifer 

Work in the town you grow up in, have kids go to the same schools you do, maintain within the vicinity

Justin: I think I’m going to become a school teacher and coach in town

Jeff: So you want to be like a town lifer, that’s good

Town Lifer by Timwallll August 22, 2019

Town Wench 

The town slut

Male 1: “She’s fucked every dude in this city, she’s the town wench, man”

Male 2: “Cool”

Town Wench by ThatOneGuy2604 November 12, 2020

Town house

Passing a very strong alcoholic beverage back and forth in the back of an Uber or anyplace with your bros until it is finished

Bro let’s just town house that shit!

Oh shit, are you guys town housing that?

Town house by Dirty Connie & The Boys August 17, 2021