Burnt Turkey

A black vagina, because it is black on the outside and pink on the inside like a burnt turkey

"yo lance did you eat that burnt turkey last night?"
"Nah fam Shuarkesha left me with nothing to chew on"

by Kepas October 8, 2016

Aloha Turkey

Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.

That bum over there is a real Aloha Turkey

by Theta Undertone September 25, 2017

Jive Turkey Nomenclature

Abbreviated JTN...A false or disingenuous person has been effectively ridiculed by being called a Jive Turkey in a public forum, resulting in other parties threatening that similar wording may be used against others not involved with the origin of the initial transgression. JTN is also used in general reference to anything that is viewed as pompous or arrogant. The term is thought to originate in the Southeastern region of the US.

"Just so you know I could have made a big stink out of this and invoked Jive Turkey nomenclature".

by JTN7000 January 20, 2019

Double Turkey Twister

When a man lathers his dick in turkey meat and has a woman give a blowjob while there is turkey stuffing in her mouth and then spin in a bag blade like motion.

Adriel was Double Turkey Twistering in the back of the map while the team was being fucked on hardcore domination.

by Wobble Gobbler April 14, 2020

Catch the crazy turkey

When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey

Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey

by Krimson_bloodrayne December 13, 2014

Catching The Crazy Turkey

To have sex.

I hear Bill was catching the crazy turkey with Jess last night.

by /r/RoosterTeeth December 13, 2014

turkey moon

To tuck one's balls between the legs and moon someone. The balls under the ass resembles the neck of a turkey, thus forming the turkey moon.

Damn, did you just see Hayes give that guy a turkey moon?

by BRAINSWELLS December 27, 2007