Euphemism for a prostitute.
by irotsoma December 07, 2012
Blowing your load inside the mouth but having it spit/slobbered back on top of your cock making your cum drip down and it being “topped” in vanilla cream.
by Speedermen June 21, 2021
Lower back tattoo. Supposed to be sexy. Often regrettably gotten, as 30 years after getting one, the art is misshapen and distorted by wrinkles and fat. Also known as "tramp stamp."
by annamalous October 12, 2009
He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.
by ElPorteño March 09, 2016
When a man blows his load on the forehead his partner(male or female depending on sexual orientation) and pulls out a cherry of choice and proceeds to humiliate the partner by repeatedly slapping their forehead with set cherry.
by JAD3 January 30, 2009
When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.
Me: I had great seats for U2.
Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.
Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.
Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!
Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!
Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.
Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.
Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!
Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!
by jaffaj March 14, 2010
E.G. : a gay man (usually an andy) that rocks on top of a dick instead of taking it like a lady.
I rode my roommate Joe so hard last night he made me look like a rocking horse topper...
I rode my roommate Joe so hard last night he made me look like a rocking horse topper...
by J B B J October 27, 2011