asian topping

The action of urinating in a girls mouth when she passes out after sex.

Dude, I gave that bitch an asian topping last night, she was so drunk.

by Bmoney Brods March 13, 2011

lap-topping

This is the act of using your laptop for whatever purpose.

He is busy, still lap-topping.
Lap-topping is not permitted in this area.

by james8warlock July 22, 2011

topping off

pooping in someone else's butt

"yo. what are you doing?"
"im toppin my girl's dog off. lemme call you back"
"just text me."

"oh yeah, top me off baby"

"you better shut up or im gonna knock you out and top you off"

the act can be represented as itself in the present tense; topping off. booyah grammar kids. im gonna top y'all off

by dmoney,son January 6, 2008

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

topping

The active verbal counterpart of top related to internet message boards.

The moderators did not approve of the topping of such offensive topics.

by johnleemk March 18, 2005

Muffin Topping

(Verb) The act of locating an obese person whose stomach fat protrudes at least 4" below the waistline, pulling their shirt above their head so as to immobilize them, then proceeding to pummel them with an open bag filled with a mix of sugar, cinnamon, and flour so as to generously it to the flop sweat under and around the many folds on their body.

Dude! We saw that jerk from the party last weekend and gave him a good muffin topping at the concert last night!

by Julius Thuggington September 25, 2010

Toshing

The act of behaving heterosexual one day, then homosexual the next, with the intent of confusing people about your sexuality.

Is Joe straight or gay? He was acting pretty straight yesterday but today he's acting like a total flamer!

Yeah Joe loves toshing. He thinks it's really funny.

by Papa Jobu November 1, 2013