Topher is a tall, handsome, funny male who can be addicting and sometimes hard to look away from. A topher is never a female and has an Italian sausage if you know what I mean. Topher spread his disease, also known as topherculitis, which is missing the topher and always thinking of him. You will sometimes suffer from topher withdraws.
by Short shit August 22, 2012
Get the Topher mug.The capital of Kansas where it sucks so bad, that they will pay you 15,000 just to live in the crackhead city. City consist of sex trafficking, dog fighting, drug users, bad drivers, shootings. Don’t go if you don’t want to die.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Person 1: hey can you go pick up some milk?
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
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Get the Topeka, KS mug.1. Describe the bad way someone's treating you or others. Like if someone is bothering you, but you can't put your finger on what about them is annoying to you. Just say toepee.
2. A word to describe an off puting action that you don't know the word for.
2. A word to describe an off puting action that you don't know the word for.
"Those shoe's would look waaaay better on Karen, Catie." remarked Regina.
"Gurl, stop being so…um…toepee!"
"Gurl, stop being so…um…toepee!"
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Get the Tree Topper mug.When a woman or man wears a bra or top that is too tight and the fat below their armpits folds over their clothing. Like a muffin top for the chest area.
by Apex Factor January 30, 2015
Get the Cake Topper mug.Toleen is a natural born leader she is very smart and ambitious. She is extremely charming and can get all the guys, Has such a pretty face. She is easy to get along with and beloved by so many. A Toleen is not afraid to speak her mind and that might make her intimidating to some.
Oh! She’s such a Toleen.
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