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It's Toothpaste Out Of The Tube

A phrase that has the same meaning as the phrase "It's Water Under the Bridge"....I guess. You should use this after an argument. It means that something happened in the past and can`t be changed. You see, once you squeeze toothpaste out of it's proper tube, the toothpaste cannot go back into the tube. You can get a toothpick and try to push it back into the tube, but I'll be Goddamned if it wont go back, and if some of it does you have, at best, an awful mess.
1. Don't worry about what you said it's toothpaste out of the tube.
2. So what if you lost your v card, it's toothpaste out of the tube.
by Swiss Miss Marie February 10, 2007
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Whitening Toothpaste

Paste that whitens your teeth.
Person: "I want to whiten my teeth using paste, so I think I will buy some whitening Toothpaste."
by Evil October 18, 2003
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Chinese Toothpaste

A very toxic substance. What it is made of nobody knows.
The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav

"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."
by T_rump_supporter March 22, 2017
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Norwegian Toothpaste

When your girl is on her period and she doesn’t shower, you peel the dried blood off and brush your teeth with it
Chad: Yeah man, Samantha was on her period last week so she let me have Norwegian Toothpaste
by Little_Lady_225 August 7, 2020
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toothpasting

It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.
1. Mary and I went toothpasting down at Paco's house last night, that shit was nuts!

2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!
by yourBro October 14, 2012
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Toothpasting

v. Toothpasting

The act of spreading toothpaste on ones
nipples to create a high from titanium dioxide
reacting with the central nervous system.

"Toothpasting" is also known as "pasting".
"We should stop by CVS to pick up some
Colgate so we can start TOOTHPASTING tonight."
"Yeah man, lets get pasted!"
by Austinium83 October 16, 2012
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Toothpasting

Toothpasting is a fad similar to huffing paint - a poorfag's way of getting high. It involves increasing the permeability of the skin on your nipples (either by rubbing them with an abrasive, or alcohol, a paint thinner, or nail polish remover), and then covering your nipples in toothpaste. A chemical from the toothpaste then absorbs through your skin and enters the bloodstream, getting you high.

It also works if taken as an anal suppository, but a tingly minty ass isn't as fun as tingly nipples.
Dude, I finally found a good way of getting into Sarah's shirt - I just told her I'd help her try toothpasting. I just rubbed her tits with mouthwash and then ten minutes of Colgate later we were zoning out.
by JimmyJohnBobo October 16, 2012
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