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Pee pee toucher

A pee pee toucher is someone who loves to touch other boys pee pees. They are usually called mark, and love to suck the pee pee as well. Sometimes they kidnap the boys in special pee pee vans and drive them away forever.
Liam: hey isn’t that van a little bit close to us? It could be a pee pee toucher van
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok

Ryan: *shits himself*
by Ima Fucking noncé April 6, 2019
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bucket-toucher

An individual who is contagiously and toxically lame; a straight man who is, like, totally gay.
Melissa: "I know a guy who once burned a hole in my purse, watched me fall down the stairs on several occasions, nearly allowed me to slip into a narcotic-induced coma and always makes me take the bus to see him."

Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."

Melissa: "I know, right?"
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Bum Toucher

Someone who touches bums, with or without permission.
Bob: Steves such a Bum Toucher.
Frank: Yeah, He touched Jarreds bum the other day, he was not happy.
by The O.B.T June 2, 2012
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penis toucher

a person who, by some force (usu. homosexualness in guys), has to touch penises
MIKE, no jp. Jeff likes to touch the penis so everyone refers to him as a penis toucher.
by Spuds May 8, 2003
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pp toucher

One who touches a dick. Could be an insalt or could be used just for fun. Comes from the latin root sucky sucky.
by Aaron Henderson Matt Pringle January 10, 2009
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buthole toucher

when a man has a drunken fascination during sex with another buthole in which leads to touching that buthole with his greasy fingers.
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by Krustysensation December 27, 2011
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