Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the constitution, huh.”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin

engaging in masturbation in close proximity to an important social event

Responsible adults tend to schedule their masturbations time, so as to avoid committing a Toobin.

by jmikegra October 19, 2020

toobin

When you are caught with your dick on on a zoom call.

Jeffrey got caught Toobin while on a zoom call with colleagues. Jeffery thought his camera was off

by Chilltown_dan October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Do you really care about the Supreme Court that much?”

“Nah, I’m just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate on-camera while attending an online meeting via a service such as Zoom or WebEX.

Jeff was toobin during the election simulation meeting

by burben October 19, 2020

toobin

Unusually high ambient air temperature combined with high humidity.

I want to cut the grass today , but its just too toobin to even move.

Lets take your car to the store . Mine's been sittin out in the super toobin hot sun all day.

by Choppere April 26, 2011

Toobin

Masterbating on a video conference meeting.

“ Frank you’ve been kinda quiet this whole meeting you aren’t Toobin the time away are you?”

by B Muney October 22, 2020