tomicon

There's nothing wrong with us!
These's nothing wrong with us!
Toys! Cars! Games! Moldels!
Toys! Cars! Games! Movies!
Toys! Cars! Games! Monsters!
The Eltingvi... uh wait no I mean TOMICON.

before THE TOMICON there was the Secrete 5. The S5 went bad, too many people with impure intents. We killed it. We as in the elder council. The elder council is all knowing. You can't fuck with the elder council. The elder council created TOMICON. TOMICON is pure.

There are many imitations. There is only one TOMICON.

1: Are you going to TOM...
2: Shut the fuck up! (TOMICON must be secrete)

by FingersMaloy January 13, 2005

Tomomo

A magic trick on how to hide as many things as possible via one's cunt.

Anh was busy doing the Tomomo, shoving/hiding offensive/helpful comments up her loose lovetunnel.

by crimmm July 23, 2009

tomcat

A small pistol made by Beretta. Beretta's line-up of small pocket pistols is led by the (.32ACP) caliber Tomcat, a semi-auto that delivers a potent punch from a small, lightweight package. The exclusive tip-up barrel allows the user to easily load a round directly into the chamber. Very small, very concealable. The weapon is similar to its larger counterpart, the Beretta 92FS M-9, which is used widely by the American Armed Forces, and Law enforcement.

For a backup weapon,I have a loaded Tomcat in my back pocket for defence.

by Keith1978 February 9, 2006

Tomcomm

The art of doing something really badly, with no sense of humor and with threats of a toe tag for not laughing.

I am about to serve you tomcomm style!

by SusieBullshitSlayer December 19, 2010

Tomoni

A not so funny kid that spends his afternoons writing poetry under trees and singing in the rain. He is often from Kenya and loves to say Jambo. When confronting a Tomoni be careful they tend to get scared easily and will run away if intimidated. Overall Tomoni's are fun to be around loving people that if you can keep one from running away at top Kenyan speeds is a great friend.

TOMONI!!!!!!

by Lionesssssss June 10, 2011

Tomoato

Some kind of clubbing device used to kill people, definitely not to be confused with a tomato

person 1: lets sentence him to death by tomoatoes

person 2: but how would he be killed by a fruit

person 1: no silly, they're the clubs that a tribe in the amazon use to kill people and small animals

by ballsy2514 October 21, 2011

Tomo-ism

A secret religion in which all Irish leprechauns and Unicorns who clean phones in a warehouse believe in.

Forget the phones it's time for Tomo-ism.

by RoboUnicornism August 13, 2011