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A not so funny kid that spends his afternoons writing poetry under trees and singing in the rain. He is often from Kenya and loves to say Jambo. When confronting a Tomoni be careful they tend to get scared easily and will run away if intimidated. Overall Tomoni's are fun to be around loving people that if you can keep one from running away at top Kenyan speeds is a great friend.
TOMONI!!!!!!
Tomoni by Lionesssssss June 10, 2011
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Toonin Out

Verb. To distort ones face as in a cartoon to convey the funnies and the law
The men of men laughed like hyenas when they saw Melman Toonin Out
Toonin Out by BlargLord February 17, 2021
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Tominitis 

The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.

Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
Tominitis by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010
tomoki is a lad who sells vapes in a white van to little boys and shows them his massive horsecock. He is a well respected male sex worker and a beautiful man.
someone random- "did u see that white pedo van drive past?"
person with common sense- "did it have kids in the back?"
"yes.."
"oh well its tomoki what a sexy man"
Tomoki by sury mishra November 28, 2021

Nao Tomori 

The prettiest, coolest, and the cutest anime character alive!
Nao Tomori is cuter than all the females alive.
Nao Tomori by Nao Tomori Fan February 12, 2019

hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.
Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.
hot toonie by Raging Roger August 27, 2017

Toonie Drop

Putting a 2 dollar Canadian coin (Toonie) in your lips and lay down on stage at a strip club, so the girl will shake here goods in your face.
Mike was a mad man at the strip club last night, I've never seen anyone spend so much on Toonie Drop's.
Toonie Drop by Toonie King October 19, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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