A not so funny kid that spends his afternoons writing poetry under trees and singing in the rain. He is often from Kenya and loves to say Jambo. When confronting a Tomoni be careful they tend to get scared easily and will run away if intimidated. Overall Tomoni's are fun to be around loving people that if you can keep one from running away at top Kenyan speeds is a great friend.
TOMONI!!!!!!
by Lionesssssss June 10, 2011
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Get the Toonin Out mug.The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.
Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010
Get the Tominitis mug.tomoki is a lad who sells vapes in a white van to little boys and shows them his massive horsecock. He is a well respected male sex worker and a beautiful man.
someone random- "did u see that white pedo van drive past?"
person with common sense- "did it have kids in the back?"
"yes.."
"oh well its tomoki what a sexy man"
person with common sense- "did it have kids in the back?"
"yes.."
"oh well its tomoki what a sexy man"
by sury mishra November 28, 2021
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Get the Nao Tomori mug.Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.
Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.
by Raging Roger August 27, 2017
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Mike was a mad man at the strip club last night, I've never seen anyone spend so much on Toonie Drop's.
by Toonie King October 19, 2009
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