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Tallon

Tallons are always cool like people they are cute, funny, awesome, kind and are always great partners they will always take care of their partner and will always be loyal they will never lie and are all around just great people so get yourself a tallon
Girl 1: hey guess what I got!

Girl 2: what!?

Girl 1:I got a Tallon!!
by ?!??!??? May 19, 2018
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Death toll rising rule

A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.

As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.
Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...
by comedymedders October 28, 2010
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tollbowl

I smoked two tollbowls last night while we sped down to my friend's place.
by dwhite932 March 18, 2009
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Tolljam

(n) Any toll plaza traffic tie-up caused by clueless asshats and morons who a) don't know the meaning of the phrase "Exact Change Only", or b) have to cross three lanes to a manned booth at the last second, because they ignored the two miles of clearly marked "E-ZPass" and "Express Lane" signage leading up to the plaza.
E-ZPass should help shave at least 20 minutes off your drive to the beach, but the express lanes are always clogged with tolljam.
by GOPSackSuckers August 17, 2010
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Toiloot

by iMillie December 24, 2012
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Tollesbury

An area which is full of insest brothers and sisters who have webbed feet so they can easily participate in creek jumping.
Sam: ‘I’m gonna go home now

Billy: ‘Ah Sam don’t be boring’

Sam: ‘Nah cba to stay out in Tollesbury tonight’

Leif: ‘Don’t worry Billy we can go back to mine and have fun in my room’
by Morgangsta April 19, 2019
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Toll Booth Operator syndrome

Someone who has a small insignificant amount of power like a toll booth operator feels the need to exert there power absolutely. Even in a ridiculous circumstance.
Someone suffering from toll booth operator syndrome would not let you pass if you arrived at the toll booth a penny short with your wife in labor in the passenger seat.
by BandoIsBad October 7, 2019
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