laugh tolerance

When you would’ve laughed so hard at something but now your reformed and your out of rehab and you don’t laugh as much; you still find the thing that you were laughing at equally funny, but you don’t physically laugh as much anymore.

Old me: MPFFTTTT LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY ROFL
Reformed me: *slight chuckle* ha. That’s cool, but I am building a laugh tolerance.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 2, 2023

zero tolerance

Zero tolerance means that you get your ass handed to you the first time you break the law instead of getting slaps on the wrist the first few time like celebrities get.

I'm in jail for fifty years just because I killed somebody when I was driving drunk. Shit, it's not like I do it all the time. It was only once, and I gotta serve time. Fuck. Fuckin' Diana Ross gets away with this, but I gotta serve this shit. Fuck.

by Inmate June 23, 2004

zero tolerance

Having no tolerance towards anyone or thing.

Pricipal jarvis has zero tolerance for Mr. Bonkers.

by § July 17, 2004

Tolerant Tammy

adj. A phrase used to describe a girl with an allowing nature. One who will let their male partner get a little cheeky in the bedroom, by letting them preform such acts as "popin it in the poop shoot", "nutting on the back table", etc...

BEN- Hey carl your mom is a real Tolerant Tammy!
CARL-O yeah, how so ben?
BEN- Well carl she let me rail her doggy and tug on her hair, after i spanked her with your fathers sunday shoe.
CARL-Golly Ben i reckon you are right!

by nigger nick December 20, 2005

liberal tolerance

A meme made up by right wing inbreds because liberals hurt their fee-fees.

"Liberal Tolerance" the meth popper whines, because he won't tolerate my bigotry while I wave my confederate flag."

by Burn Mar-a-Lago January 28, 2017

zero tolerance

A punishment by the inane for the inane.

When you need a pair of needlenose pliers and you use a hammer... that's zero tolerance.

by Brian X October 8, 2003

Zero Tolerance

Its a term used to describe a person who likes to take it in the butthole, yet they manage to keep that ass very very tight.

Damn, that Amber has Zero Tolerance.

by pastor rick March 13, 2009