Never touched grass

Gamers.They never ever ever ever touched some damn grass before.

SON!WHY YOU NEVER TOUCHED GRASS?????!!!!

by DaWordCat August 8, 2022

Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

by Comero February 13, 2004

touched by an angel

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

"Thank God I was touched by an angel."

by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

touched

To lose horribily or get raped in halo

Dude we just touched those kids bro

by karkis March 14, 2009

torched

a word describing your gramatic defeat

Joe: see i told that 9+5=12

Kenny: nahh my dude its 14

Joe: ohh yeah

Kenny: your so torched, don't you feel dumb

by lylahh November 7, 2009

touched by an angel

When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.

My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.

by DropKickGrl December 9, 2008

Teched

"Teched" :

"I got teched": getting screwed or fucked over due to a technology device or technology software not working properly.

Example: "Peter got teched when he spent all morning trying to reset his email and was late for work; he kept getting messages saying (try again later)"

I got teched this morning and was late for work!

by Pedrosride April 26, 2019