A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.
Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.
by Solo Amadeus November 30, 2021
Get the toe spoonmug. by Veritas Caput November 20, 2013
Get the tramel toemug. by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018
Get the Schnitzel Toemug. Elwood was thinking of butters strumming herself to the point gushing her fluids everywhere when he developed a titans toe.
by scottselwood June 6, 2011
Get the Titans Toemug. 1. A term used to describe a vagina that has not received any action for an extended period of time. Usually when this term is used the vagina will look dead, often resembling a zombie.
2. A term used to describe the appearance of a toe after stubbing it or injuring it. The toe will look discolored or deformed.
2. A term used to describe the appearance of a toe after stubbing it or injuring it. The toe will look discolored or deformed.
"Aye man, I bet that girl has a total Zombie Toe!"
"I got a Zombie Toe from stubbing it on the table..."
"I got a Zombie Toe from stubbing it on the table..."
by ConksDonks September 11, 2014
Get the Zombie Toemug. the luxurious mound of hair that adds a certain topiary quality to the toes. usually a male attribute, but not entirely.
"dude, if you're gonna wear flip flops, lose the toe bushes. your feet look like they pissed off edward scissorhands."
by Barky von Schnauser December 23, 2011
Get the toe bushesmug. Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo-wop
Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum
Fwog: Wahwawawawawa
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo-wop
Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum
Fwog: Wahwawawawawa
by FartSmella22 June 2, 2021
Get the Toe Jammermug.