get roasted and toasted

When someone gets roasted really bad cuz they’re losers

“ur ugly” “OHHHHH GET ROASTED AND TOASTED”

by Kairi is awesome January 27, 2021

Toasted Coconuts

Exclamatory statement used as a greeting and declaritive statement used to announce your presence.

Person 1: Toasted Coconuts!
Person 2: Toasted Coconuts!
Person A: Oh, I didn't see you guys come in!

by Sugilite April 5, 2010

toasted

extremely intoxicated, usually drunk. Often used in small, rather snooty suburban towns to describe drunkenness and the stupidity drunkenness entails.

After one skinny margarita, I was totally toasted.

I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.

by Westport Weekend Woman July 5, 2011

baking like a toasted cheeser

1. To be stoned; high on the devil's lettuce.

2. A very warm cheese salesman.

This pop isn't working, Benny! I'm baking like a toasted cheeser. It's so hot here!

by Phrankenstyne July 11, 2020

toasted

Being high from vaporizing marijuana. The name stems from cooked or "toasted" marijuana removed from a vaporizer after use.

I was getting toasted at my friend's house last night.

by adnantidote November 4, 2015

Dork In A Toasted Bagel

Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)

Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "

by Your girly<3 November 19, 2009

toasted bunny

A bunny who lives in a toaster. It may look like the bunny is in pain, but no, the bunny enjoys being in the toaster. He is not harmed. If the toaster runs away, as it is liable to do, the bunny finds another toaster. Toasted bunnies are a delicacy in the land where the sky is green and Polly pushes Matthew off a cliff. Occasionally Matthew pushes myself off a cliff. . .then I land on Polly and I am in pain. Any-hoos, please don't try putting bunnies in toasters at home. Unless the sky is green. . . . .

One contemplates the toasted bunny is in pain.

by Grant0 February 21, 2004