Wake up fart

A fart that you fart that wakes you up when you fall asleep.

That was a wake up fart.

by Judge dredd7 November 23, 2011

Wake up and smell the ashes

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

by SirGuindilla September 28, 2019

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 12, 2006

vegas wake-up call

waking up with what appears to be a dead prostitute in your bed, typically used for pranks.

Jon got black-out drunk last night and woke up with a dead hooker in his bed, classic vegas wake-up call.

by eljpac March 02, 2011

The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Folgers in your Cup!

Rockapella actually sang that song. I didn't know that earlier.

by FireballX301 May 09, 2005

waking up in the red sea

When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.

I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!

by rlrlrlrl April 19, 2011

Negro Wake Up Call

When a black person, usually an entertainer or celebrity of some sort, finally realizes that mainstream (white) media will never see them as anything but black and that as soon as it finds a way to rob them of the recognition that they deserve, it will exploit it to the fullest.

A black person who finally understands that we do not live in a post-racial society, usually by experiencing the effects of covert and overt racism first hand.

Something that eventually happens to a new black.

Beyonce finally got her Negro Wake Up Call when she got thrown into the "Urban Contemporary" category at the Grammy's.

by Camellia_Blossom96 March 09, 2016