thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

I've Been Thinking

A phrase spoken by supervisors requiring workers to complete massive amounts of changes to a task near completion.

Hey man, Boss man just walked in my office and said "I've been thinking" about our original approach to the project.

by JayMoCrazy May 18, 2010

Thinking in montage

Thinking in flashes of momentous progress and the eventual perfect ending, without considering all of the work required in the in-between-time in order to make difficult and/or arduous things happen.

Eg: Mike gets hiking boots. Mike imagines himself hiking the West Coast Trail. Mike sees himself climbing Everest. Mike feels happy. Mike forgets that he smokes 2 packs per day and considers beer a food group... Mike's image of himself on top of Everest means he's been Thinking in montage and forgot he has to train for 3 years in order to be able to do this...

by journeyingforth June 10, 2010

Thinking Pain

When you think of something painful and feel phantom pains as if it happened to you

"I heard Jamie broke his foot really bad"
" Yeah I get Thinking pains, just imagining it"

by Sugar Mc Cutie March 30, 2015

ThinkingRandom

This is the name of the best ever Xbox Fortnite player who is also capable of making a damn good Deathrun

Jack: Hey you’re pretty good
Harley: I know

Gabriel:But you’re not as good as ThinkingRandom
Jack:FUUUUU- yeah you’re right

by ThinkingABitRandom April 5, 2019

Thinking outside of the circle

Thinking outside of the circle. Refers to someone who thinks more differently, and thinks in the mind of a genius.

Albert Einstein was a mental thinker who would often think outside of the circle.

Thinking Outside of the Circle: someone who thinks in the mind of genius and is usually smarter than other people.

by Dr. Osborn July 25, 2020

Shitful Thinking

When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.

John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)

3 hours later

Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking

by ShitThinker October 29, 2012