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torpedo tits

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.
Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!
by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021
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tits or gtfo

Expression used when girls posting online try to gain more attention by stating the fact that they are girls even if it has no relevance to the matter at hand.

Tits or GTFO is used in a way to say; If you are going to use your gender to gain further attention on a board or comment section of a predominantly male user base, you are basically saying "I have tits, give me more attention". Therefore you might as well go all out and show your fucking tits or get the fuck out.
Girl: Hey guys, female poster here. How do you like this video/game/whatever?
Unfazed commenter: Tits or GTFO
by Krello January 28, 2016
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tatsuro yamashita

The god city pop and all 80s Japanese Music, no exceptions.

Legend says that Tatsuro Yamashita is wandering on random shores across the world with his hit Ride on Time playing in the background from the heavens. When he points at you, you will have been chosen to enter a world of city pop and 80s Japan forever and ever after. If you choose to stay in the mortal world you will find a significant other who will love you with Magic Ways.
A : you heard of Tatsuro Yamashita
B : yeh, he's gang shit
by Vapor_boi March 25, 2020
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Tits

A species bird most commonly found on the southern east part of asia(not singapore) chonky and thick around the breast area, will murder other animals for its fur and meat during the winter
Man: What happened to my chickn?!?
The tits: chirp
by Shoes on mud February 6, 2021
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Secret Tits

When you think a lady has average or smaller than average tits, but upon removing her garments you find she has much more than you expected.
Christ, Samantha has secret tits! Those things are huge!
by Tonymicjoe December 22, 2008
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victory tits

The exposure of ones breasts by celebration of a good outcome of a situation.
Person 1: "We won the rollerderby bout!"
Person 2 or more: (release of victory tits ensues amoung group or an individual in agreeance)

Brandy Chastain's World Soccer Cup win cause her to rip her shirt off to celebrate with Victory Tits.
by kikikonkussion February 4, 2010
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the cats tits

When something is of awesome quality. Similar to the bees knees.
"Did you see that show last night? It was the cats tits."
by Grigs February 7, 2012
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