tissue kitty

A woman who spits in a tissue after a blowjob

She gave a good blowjob but was a tissue kitty.

by mpwick August 17, 2017

tissue lips

Vaginal lips; vagina.

I'd like to flick her tissue lips.

by hoochiekookoo April 19, 2018

tissue tip

When a man has tissue on the end of his Bell end from wanking and not washing it.

Hey girlfriend was getting naughty with some guy the other day, and he had tissue on the end when I went down on him, so I now call him tissue tip.

by Crystal42 February 26, 2018

Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues

I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose

by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020

Tissue roll

What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.

Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus

Caroline: what?

by NibbaHotCheetos March 21, 2020

tissue roses

Tissue used to catch sperm then scrunched up and thrown nonchalantly

His bedroom is littered with tissue roses

by StaticRH January 27, 2020

Tissue Vandals

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers

Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!

by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021