Taiwanese Tissue

When a girl sneezes you immediately ejaculate on her face.

She had bad allergies so I gave her a Taiwanese Tissue.

by rpgslayer73 May 21, 2014

Tissue Princess

A person who is prone to crying or being sad and/or takes pleasure from doing so and receiving attention from doing so.

TissuePrincess: My life sucks, I'm depressed, I'm lonely and I have nothing in my life going well for me
NormalPerson: Stop being such a Tissue Princess

by Zakariski June 6, 2007

erectile tissue

The flesh inside the penis, that supports the function for the penis to erect.

Doctor, Doctor! I can't get an erction anymore, because someone slashed my moonerr.
Do you think they've destroyed my erectile tissue?

by erectism January 11, 2008

wet tissue

worse than a wet blanket...no substance

dat girl be worse den a wet blanket, she be a wet tissue. damn no substance

by superhyphyhyphyhyphy May 5, 2010

Sticky Tissue

After you ejaculate you clean up with a tissue and some of the tissue sticks.

Bruh I was waxing the old pipe and when I finished I had a major case of sticky tissue.

by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016

tissue break

The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break

Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: No, you Just had lunch

Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?

Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break

by epic faptime November 12, 2013

fuck tissues

Tissues kept in your vehicle for the sole purpose of cleaning up after sex.

Your welcome. Please don’t drip on my black seats. Grab the fuck tissues before you get off.

by JimmyRK October 20, 2018