Timpet

A small elf like creature used by women as a sex toy/slave has better texture than dildo

Your mum has a timpet

by ptt November 26, 2003

Tipped

A derivative from the phrase 'Tip Top' meaning exceedingly good.

Synonyms: Excellent, Bodacious, Remarkable, Jim Dandy, Outstanding
Antonyms: Untipped, Wank, Horrendous, Hogwash, Tommy Rot

I'm feeling totally tipped today

by The Hindhoff August 31, 2013

Tale Of Sean Tipper

The tale of Sean Tipper is an urban legend, a so called ginger-giant by the name of Sean Tipper was a sinner. He stole dirty underwear, socks, wallets, money, mp3 players, change, purses, used condoms, paper planes, shots of wisers, shots of vodka, etc... Finally, one late night at Squid Park, he got punished for the committed crimes and The Power Rangers took maters in their own hands. Since then, this wild ginger creature has not yet been noticed, but is a definite threat to all East Vancouver women in such parks as Squid Park. Be aware of the Ginger Man aka. The Tale of Sean Tipper. TO BE CONTINUED....

The Tale of Sean Tipper will go on.

by Black Power Ranger July 5, 2008

Tippytappy

Inebriated beyond any human recognition, and still trying to use your iPhone.

"So I went out and had a couple of drinks, got absolutely shitfaced.. Next thing I know I got all tippytappy and now Janice from work knows exactly how big her arse is, why I hate her, AND her fella's cheating"

by Woody_Funkster May 29, 2011

Tippest

Very Best.
Originating from "tip", like tip top.

"Woah bro, dey R da tippest pair of sneakers i seen"

by Johnny Galvatron April 15, 2009

Tipset

When you are almost drunk

Damn Son, you tipset already

by SHERMDICK June 7, 2009

tipperbeaning

A sex terms used when one tips over a woman after ejaculating inside of her allowing her inner-bodily contents to pool out generally onto the floor.

"Hey! I was fuckin' my girl yesterday, when she got off we ended up tipperbeaning."

by The Big Man Homo June 6, 2018