Timmons

A ninja who likes baking pumpkin cookies and long walks on the beach.
Can be invisible.

Yu should've tried Timmons's cookies, she is a ninja

by mandmt November 9, 2009

timmies

best coffee store in all of Canada

coffee break means timmies

by rowdy mark rowderson June 4, 2011

Trimming the brisket

Verb: masturbate

Ryan, where you been?
Dude, I’ve been trimming the brisket.

I’m bored. I guess I’ll trim the brisket.

by Kayteebug May 31, 2019

Timmies fried pigeons

Hi! Welcome to timmies fried pigeons!
Here’s our menu:

Deep fried pigeons

Regular fried pigeons

Chongyun’s chilled fried pigeon

Fried duck

Xialings spicy pigeon

Person 1: Diluc just killed all timmies pigeons!
Person 2: I know, it’s for his restaurant timmies fried pigeons

by Venti Barbados December 1, 2021

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009

Facebook Trimming

The task of going through your whole Facebook profile and changing or removing out-dated pictures, info, and/or friends.

I was bored so I decided to do a little bit of Facebook trimming; I don't even remember why I was in some of those groups.

by IndybirdYeah November 30, 2010

sky trimming

When a guy is on his back jackin off and when he cums someone catches it out of the air with their mouth.

Devan came so hard that his girlfriend had enough time to go sky trimming.

by Dream Feaster November 2, 2013