two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

old timer's disease

The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.

Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....

by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016

free-timer

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.

Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"

by Ink Spot Mike and Wife December 26, 2008

short timer syndrome

it's a self-concious state that you put yourself in when time is closing in on something special

people have "short timer syndrome" the day before they take a long awaited vacation

by accomplished female December 18, 2011

All Timer

when two people are attracted to each other but dont go out every time theu see each other they kiss each other ( french kiss ) even if the two people have gf or bf they still do it, but they dont tell their gf or bf

F: want to kiss me
M: hell yeahh !! lets make it an all timer
F: OKAYY !!!
*** three months past they meet ***
M: hello
F: sorry i cant i have a bf
M: hoo gives a fuck he wont find outt
F: okayy thenn
** her bf sees them **
BF: stupid coww !!!!!!!!!!!


moral of this childrenn ;;
DONT DO AN ALL TIMERR !!!

by SexxGodd December 29, 2008

Short Timer

A luck son of a bitch who moves out west for the snow season in a couple of days, so clearly not a fuck will be given at work.

That bastard will be waist deep in fresh powder in two days, fucking short timer.

by ecov spmah December 5, 2011

turkey timer

A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.

One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.

by anoldviolin July 21, 2016