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Titanic Theory

An event that has taken place resulting in risk of injure, injure or loss of life where a problem was spotted prior to the event which could have been prevented and was forewarned but left ignored or unrectified, but fixed after the fact.
Friend: "I kept telling my about the leaking freezer but he failed to fix it and he got sued by a customer for slipping on it and he fixed it yesterday."
Me:"that is a classic case of what I call the Titanic theory."

White Star Line was neglect and Knew there was not enough lifeboats for all the passengers and crew of the Titanic. (this is the origin case of the Titanic theory)

The Titanic was designed to carry 32 life boats but this number was reduced to the 20 lifeboats because White Star Line felt that the deck would be too cluttered.
by Michael Hannon September 16, 2008
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titanium balls- your balls may be bigger than my balls, but my balls are titanium
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Titanic Guido

The Guido dressed in all white seen near the end of Titanic. He stays with Jack and Rose till the ship sinks. You can see him zoomed all the way out standing on top of the boat. He is a BEAST!
Look at that Titanic Guido, I wonder if he got away alive?!
by BOSSMANDREW September 16, 2010
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Titanical

When something looks like a good idea but it's actually a terrible idea.
Person 1: Hey, you know what would be a halarious prank?

Person 2: What?

Person 1:Replacing all the water in those childrens' water pistols with sulphuric acid.

Person 2:Aw yeah do it!

*after, in jail*

Person 2: Well, that idea was Titanical.
by Doubt is trout November 13, 2016
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titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.
1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK
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Titanium Gay

A “Titanium Gay” is a homosexual male (cis or trans) who was born via Cesarean delivery (C-section) and was feed on baby formula instead of breast milk and has never touched a vagina.
Usually adopted gay kids.
“OMG, I just realized that I am not just a ‘Platinum Gay’, I am a ‘Titanium Gay’. I was a C-section birth and adopted so my mom couldn’t breast feed me. And vaginas scare me!”
by TripDawg21 August 2, 2020
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