Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others

Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help

by i rented a goat September 16, 2022

bucket thinker

A person who lacks critical thinking skills, or a person who takes on the thoughts or perspectives of another person without analyzing.

The student became a bucket thinker when he failed to diligently confirm why he hated cats like his mom and dad.

by Talk&WalkIt April 1, 2024

secondary thinker

People who rely on large language models (i.e. ChatGPT) to do almost everything for them, to the point of which they don't think for themselves.

alex: "i asked chatgpt what restaurant i should eat at tonight!"
jono: "alex is a secondary thinker"

by kylorensak47 July 23, 2025

Paper Thinker

a person who more readily relates to the confined and definite words on paper than to the applications or even realities of the three dimensional plane. Although this usually describes a way of thinking, it can also describe someone who lacks original thought, or is afraid of new ideas.

Student 1: Did you hear what happened with Abby? She stole my idea for the term paper in Dr. James's class! Now I have to come up with something else, or he'll think I stole it from her!

Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.

by uvgeek December 28, 2008

Dick Thinker

One who thinks soley with his penis.

Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.

by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012

thinkers troll police (TKTP)

The TKTP is the only police that stop trolls;

The TKTP is based on AUTTP but forbids gore

The thinkers troll police (TKTP) just r8ded my server

by ITZWINDOWZTIME May 11, 2024

Thinkerate

The phenomenon when an overthinker gets caught in a creative and philosophical loop and believes they've discovered a higher truth. They feel duty bound broadcast en masse because the power of the truth is a game changer. A thinkerater believes the higher truth was already "out there". They're merely reiterating it in a simpler way, AND people will be thankful for their help.

I was hanging out last night and started to thinkerate... Before I knew it I'd been up all night making the world a better place. You're welcome.

by Fifth and Phive June 11, 2019