The Official Podcast

I’m The worlds best podcast, full of mastabotory stories, hilarious one liners, incredible commentary on new and trending topics and filled to the brim with hilarious content

The four host Charlie, Jackson, Andrew, and kaya give the world the podcast we need but not the one we deserve with amazing guests such as jacksepticeye, pewdiepie, Idubbz, James Allen mcune, Keemstar, and how could you forget about the person who started it all Alex from I hate Everything.

With over 100 episodes The Official Podcast is a phenomenal experience from beginning to end

Charlie’s mom: honey Crit1kills new podcast just came out it’s called The Official Podcast

Charlie’s dad: ain’t that some shit

by StarLord_Did_Nothing_Wrong August 1, 2018

The Official Preppy Handbook

A book written by Lisa Birnbach in 1980 as a tongue-in-cheek guide to preppies. Currently out of print, it details the preppy lifestyle "from toddler to Alumni Fund Raiser". It contains "the look, the pose, the proper accessories. What to wear at What Age. Lilly, Lacoste, and L.L. Bean." Anyone who believes that preppies are those who wear American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, and the like should consult this book to understand what a prep really is. And this book isn't dated considering preppies are classic and do not change their lifestyle as times go on. A highly reliable guide to preps.

"The Official Preppy Handbook" is the guide to becoming a true prep.

by J. Su September 10, 2008

Gunning to the Officers

A prison term for masturbating to, and in front of, the female officers.

I haven't been with a woman for five years, so of course I'm gunning to the officers

by Sylaine November 29, 2012

The official bffs

This group is owned by patty, leona, Alyssa, kj and blurry

#dude 1: who’s one of ur favourite group member in the official bffs?
#dude 2: mine is patty
#dude 3: mine is leona

#dude 4: mine is alyssa

#dude 5: mine is blurry
#dude 6: mine is kj
Every dude be like: 0-0

by Its_p1x1e July 15, 2020

What's the official name of this decade?

"What's the official name of this decade?" was a serious business that occurred toward the end of the first decade of the year 2000, caused by people's indecisiveness with coming up with the "official" not so lame, catchy label before end of the year 2009.

Several contenders that arose:

The New Millennium
The Bush Years (accompanied by facepalm micro)
The Naughties
The Naughts
The Oughts
The Singles
The Zeros
The Ohs

What's the official name of this decade? Besides "The Naughties"?

I bet my wallet that the people reading this in a few years will be calling this decade The Twenty Hundreds. Just sayin'.

by Nicko DaVinci December 15, 2009

The Official Queen Of Rap

Nicki Minaj. Nicki minaj is our lord, savior, love, light, guide, our mother, queen, goddess, our everything. Nicki Minaj has hella good flows, beats, raps, rhymes everything you can think of. So, Nicki Minaj is THE queen of rap. If you think anyone else Is make sure you know that the one who paved those bitches pathway because Nicki, she was here before all of y’all and I hope y’all know it. Anyways stan nicki

The Official Queen Of Rap HAHAHAH IS NICKI

by lovelyyylol August 3, 2021

The Official Snorkler

A man ejaculates into a scuba snorkel while their partner sucks the cum through the mouth piece. It is recommended that the partner doing the sucking wears goggles. For optimal pleasure, underwater conditions are ideal.

Instead of sucking air, I did the official snorkler!

by mark twains hardballz August 3, 2009