Vaccine resistance

Vaccine resistance isn't about people believing vaccines are laced with something other than the vaccine itself for everybody, it is about people that know that rules and laws coming from someone other than themselves are not more credible than what they know to be true. A medical or science degree doesn't make one person smarter than another, they've either invested more money in (or had their mother and father invest more money in) an education for themselves, that doesn't make them more responsible or informed people than any unvaccinated person. Doctors and scientists are as capable of spreading misinformation as anybody on facebook, yet for some reason people listen to them because they have convinced people that they need them, and hence people give them authority they don't give people on social media or anywhere else for that reason.

If vaccine resistance is what a person knows to be right to stand for, listening to a doctor tell them why it's wrong is a good way to fall for anything a doctor, a scientist, or anybody else says. There is money being made off mask sales, and there is money being made off vaccines, whether free vaccines are being given out or not to persuade more people to get one. The end result will still be the government/healthcare/science/media and related fields having more control of people's lives than they already do, and they've almost completely overrun most people's autonomy to become a near totalitarian state, claiming that things will get better if people give them just a little bit more control of their lives than they already have. Already anybody that disagrees with these folks is someone they want to make a fool in the eyes of the masses to gain support from the masses and eliminate any resistance that is left. They can control most people some of the time, but they can't control everyobe all the time.

by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

mrna vaccine

something that doesn’t work, and is also becoming a mandate to go into a grocery store

Democrats: YOU MUST GET THE MRNA VACCINE COVID VACCINE IN ORDER TO BUY FOOD OR WORK!!!! IF YOU DO NOT GET IT THEN YOU WILL BE HOMELESS AND YOU CANNOT BUY FOOD!

by a centrist February 23, 2022

H1N1 vaccine

The biggest public fear since crop circles. A 6 hour line up with a pain in your arm at the end. Possibly hidden population control. The best way to start a war and loose friends is by debating the validity of this vaccine on facebook, my-space, etc....

~cough ~ I think I got a bad H1N1 vaccine. ~cough cough~ Dude, there's not pig blood in that siring is there?? ~cough cough~

by silverwhich October 29, 2009

bullshit vaccine

An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.

Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.

by YAWA January 26, 2022

Trump Vaccine

Erases all memories of the last four years

I signed up for the Trump Vaccine on January 20th. Naturally, it will be a pain in the ass.

by KazooCogs January 4, 2021

666-Vaccinated

The devilish term sarcastically used by brainwashed Fox News viewers and diehard Trumpublican evangelicals, or by those who only watch right-wing media channels, for a “vaccine passport,” which these anti-vaxxers would need if they wished to fly to countries that only welcome immunized passengers.

Guesstimate how many 666-vaccinated documents would be issued in the United States in 2021.

by MathPlus April 21, 2021

Vaccine Hesitant

Colloquial term for "anti-vaxxer."

Ironically, the people who are vaccine hesitant are the ones who bitch about covid restrictions and how mask mandates being a violation of their personal liberties. Want them to end and get back to normal? Then get a fucking shot in the arm!

Vaccine hesitant people prefer to spend money on a counterfeit vaccine card and get charged with federal crimes instead of saving themselves and others with a free vaccine. What a bunch of morons.

by Soul_Driver May 20, 2021