by idekylolrofljkiky November 26, 2019
The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
by goyo May 02, 2017
A term to describe a person who likes to mute people in chat servers for no reason or gets pleasure out of muting people.
Chat Server Mod: *mutes someone for no reason*
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.
by TheDestroyer9000 (Someone) April 15, 2019
The action of an Asian man to masturbate and ejaculate in the library in the area with the most foot traffic with Disney princesses on his computer screen.
by sunwaystroker June 09, 2025
A way of calling some one a wanker around kids or the elderly that may or may not be used with swearing
get ya own side of road you funking chicken stroker.
Look at this chicken stroker
That chicken stroker need to sort out his life.
Look at this chicken stroker
That chicken stroker need to sort out his life.
by Odinsleftbollock June 30, 2021
by TBanger69 December 20, 2016
The action of an Asian man to masturbate and ejaculate in his university's library in the area with the most foot traffic whilst having Disney princesses on his computer screen.
by sunwaystroker June 09, 2025