by idekylolrofljkiky November 26, 2019

The action of an Asian man to masturbate and ejaculate in the library in the area with the most foot traffic with Disney princesses on his computer screen.
by sunwaystroker June 9, 2025

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
by goyo May 2, 2017

A term to describe a person who likes to mute people in chat servers for no reason or gets pleasure out of muting people.
Chat Server Mod: *mutes someone for no reason*
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.
by TheDestroyer9000 (Someone) April 15, 2019

by Sebmin July 30, 2023

Similar to the name Bram Stoker who wrote Dracula, except that Gram Stroker is a guy who strokes off over graham crackers and then sinks his teeth into them.
Well, I caught Gram Stroker in the kitchen at midnight ravaging a pack of graham crackers, so don’t eat any of them!
by undercyj December 30, 2023
