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one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.
by the californiamerican June 27, 2008
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The Lumberjack Strangler

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.
"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.
by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025
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disco strangler

Someone commonly found at a club that could potentially sabotage someone's experience; "love them and leave them", as they say. The club being their "natural habitat", the disco strangler acts as a predator hunting prey, or a partner.
Uh oh, she's dancing with the disco strangler.
The disco strangler got me and now I can't go back.
by eagletranslator July 19, 2023
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The Greasy Strangler

The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.
I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler
by JayKayIsMyName December 19, 2020
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Wrap-Around Strangler

The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.
Onision: hey whats that thing?

Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!

Onision: *cries* OH NOOO
by Yahoo Answers FBI December 15, 2019
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Scranton Strangler

Giving a fellow employee a hand job at a work event.
You know, I caught Pam giving Jim the ol' Scranton Strangler at the company picnic last year.
by Kleine Mutter March 1, 2022
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penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl
i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs
by CREAMINISREALLIFE March 2, 2016
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