one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican July 11, 2008

Scranton Strangler

Giving a fellow employee a hand job at a work event.

You know, I caught Pam giving Jim the ol' Scranton Strangler at the company picnic last year.

by Kleine Mutter March 01, 2022

worm strangler

When you're strangle the shit out of your meat.

Dude i just gave my dick the worm strangler last night

by yurter May 13, 2021

thigh strangler

someone who has sexy and thicc thighs and uses them to kill people

look thigh strangler is behind you

by chai patti September 28, 2021

disco strangler

Someone commonly found at a club that could potentially sabotage someone's experience; "love them and leave them", as they say. The club being their "natural habitat", the disco strangler acts as a predator hunting prey, or a partner.

Uh oh, she's dancing with the disco strangler.
The disco strangler got me and now I can't go back.

by eagletranslator July 19, 2023

The Ngunnawal Strangler

He in which has a large appendage also known as his “third leg” used to strangle his victims in the suburbs of Ngunnawal in Canberra ACT

The Ngunnawal Strangler saw Daddy and wanted to strangle him

by Daddydtrain May 20, 2022

The Kiddie Strangler

AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy

"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"

by November 29, 2023