one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl

i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs

by CREAMINISREALLIFE March 2, 2016

The Greasy Strangler

The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.

I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler

by JayKayIsMyName December 19, 2020

disco strangler

Someone commonly found at a club that could potentially sabotage someone's experience; "love them and leave them", as they say. The club being their "natural habitat", the disco strangler acts as a predator hunting prey, or a partner.

Uh oh, she's dancing with the disco strangler.
The disco strangler got me and now I can't go back.

by eagletranslator July 19, 2023

Oak Hill Strangler

The “Oak Hill Strangler” is proper nickname for the “Y” intersection that splits Hwy 290 West and HWY 71 in the southwest Austin metro area. Newer Austinites may refer this fork in the road as “The Y” or just “Oak Hill” but its appropriate name is said Strangler.

“Sorry I’m late guys, the Oak Hill Strangler got me this morning.”

by Hottie Scottie June 2, 2018

Donkey strangler

A turd so big it will clog the toilet.

Oh my god, do not go into the bathroom I just had a donkey strangler.

by Scubasteve65 February 27, 2019

thigh strangler

someone who has sexy and thicc thighs and uses them to kill people

look thigh strangler is behind you

by chai patti September 28, 2021