the hippo song

the hippo song is a sound during any sexual activity, but sounds like a hippo being violently slaughtered.

when joe beats off he sings the hippo song, and the neighbors are beggining to complain.

by GIANT(in my pants?) October 9, 2008

The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)

The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.

by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019

The perfect song

Gusty Garden Galaxy from super mario galaxy

Person 1: Yo what's the perfect song

Person 2: Gusty Garden Galaxy

by Teasis69 October 31, 2021

the best song of all time

i'm mr. dweamy clay
and i miss my gogy man

the best song of all time is lit this

by dweamycreamy January 8, 2022

The "123456" song

A song that my sister and bro made up, but I revamped it a wee little bit. Only to have words like shit and dick in it.

Singing: 1, 2, unbuckle my shoe

3, 4, Make me shit on the floor

5, 6, Lets have some hot sex!

7, 8, Let's stay up real late

9, 10, When I see you, my dick is like big ben, both in size and sound!

"Ding Dong Ding Dong"
Thats the "123456" song

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022

the noob song

A song that was popularized by Jackroo which have been taken down sometime in 2020-2022. It used to be pretty popular in 2018

The noob song was popular in 2018.

by when you bottom text February 19, 2023

The Tristan Song

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!

Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023