tis/pod

TIS' - pod: v.

This Is Sparta/Pit Of Death

the act of physically or emotionally destroying an opponent, usually with a figurative kick in the sternum.
that f-cking n00b teabagged me! im gonna tis/pod him!!!
by livin4donuts April 28, 2009
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Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.
Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!
by em el soups February 10, 2019
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Tide Pod

The Forbidden Fruit of the Garden of Eden that Eve bit into. So tasty that God wanted them all for himself.
Tonight I will have Tide Pods for dinner and God gonna wanna stop by.
by MemeMaster777 June 18, 2018
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pod prod

when one reaches to press their ipod in their pocket through their jeans and it appears to the onlooker that one is prodding one's penis.
John, thinking that his music isn't playing loud enough, decides to turn it up. He takes the easy route, pressing the ipod through his jeans as appose to taking it out of his pocket. A policeman sees, pulls out his gun and shouts
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.
by JCVRS May 03, 2011
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coon pod

I have Leroy wignall here for you sarge. Ok pc smirh, sling him in a coon pod for now and ill process him later.
by sipukka November 29, 2017
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peas in a pod

NOT "invented by internet forum users." It's a phrase that's been in use for a couple hundred years. It means alike with a connotation of close. Like BFFs that have exactly the same tastes and wear the same clothes.
"Those two are just like peas in a pod."
by Mysteria Sleuthbedder February 25, 2016
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Tide pod

by tightfrombehind January 05, 2018
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