Mouse in the House

When you have a small problem that is supposedly easy to fix, but can’t due to how hard it is to explain the problem

Biology teacher: You have a missing cell lab assignment in my class
Me: But I just turned it in yesterday
Biology teacher: Yeah, I didn’t get any assignments from you
Me: Did I forget to put my name on my paper? Did I turn it in the wrong time?
Me: Darn it. I got a mouse in the house

by anonymouslapras2783 September 12, 2019

mouse on the moon

Cock and balls are placed behind the legs, hence your mouse in on your moon. An advanced flashing/mooning/BA hanging technique.

Instead of hanging a BA at the busload of schoolgirls Travis deciced to give them the patented mouse on the moon.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap

The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.

"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"

by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008

the old bloody mouse trick

a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with
i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch hole and hold it in ur hand by the string and yell "ahhhhh, i found a mouse, a dead fuckin mouse" and watch the other person scream in horror until he/she realizes what it really is..then they uuuke

"Hey, Janifer...look...i found a dead mouse"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"

by hip's hip March 28, 2003

Mouse in the house

A small booger which is visible at the forefront of your nostril

E.g. Jeff, you have a mouse in the house. Here's a tissue.

by Vancitygirl January 10, 2012

mouse to the cheese

cool hip

jimmy caruso is so mouse to the cheese

by the hulk August 11, 2003

Mouse in the house

Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.

Dude last night I gave my girl a mouse in the house, it was rad.

by Tusen2KxX December 5, 2017