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ashley gong

Actually spelled "Ashlee Gong", most likely a weaboo that also enjoys playing harvest moon on her 3DS until she falls asleep with it. Can't get any guys but enjoys shipping others and dislikes being alone but too bad shes alone 95% of the time.
I'm Ashley Gong and I love Harvest Moon and my imaginary boyfriend!
by fanimeg November 12, 2017
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gong show

bunch of fucking retards contributing to a manic scene - one of limited productivity and massive fucking up and ineptitude
by newbruno August 2, 2006
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lao gong

1. A Chinese euphemism for husband. Literally means "old grandpa".

2. An older man who is dating an attractive woman significantly younger than he.
Mei-ling, I can't hang with you tonight. I gotta go home and cook dinner for the lao gong!
by sassafrassa April 3, 2009
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Gong Yoo

Gong Ji-Cheol aka Gong Yoo is the most sexiest man God has ever created. He's a piece of art. He's the definition of perfect. I will not tolerate with Gong Yoo slander. If you hate Gong Yoo, simply kys.
"Who's Gong Yoo"
"Daddy"
by destinies March 10, 2022
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Gong the Alligator

When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.
We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!
by Donk McStuffins January 6, 2020
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Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.
We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.
by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012
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Gong moment

An imaginary noise one hears while reaching an epiphany.
Amid the thoughts of the day I had a gong moment and finally it all made sense.
by Neolexicon August 1, 2016
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