masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
Get the tug-o-war with the Cyclopsmug. The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.
It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.
by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007
Get the hunchbacked white eyed cyclopsmug. by Anonymous January 7, 2004
Get the having a tug of war with cyclopsmug. by yuck September 25, 2003
Get the tug-o-war with the Cyclopsmug. by Eric Foreman March 20, 2017
Get the playing tug o war with cyclopsmug. by Muddee November 6, 2017
Get the Cyclopsmug. The trio had faced many challenges before, but this time they were up against the biggest cyclops in the world. This one-eyed giant was twice the size of a house and had an insatiable hunger for destruction.
The trio knew that this was a challenge that they could not face with their regular skills alone. They had to use their ultimate abilities to stand a chance against the cyclops.
Malte began folding sheets of paper into a series of intricate shapes. He folded a sheet into a sword, another into a shield, and yet another into a bow and arrow. His paper weapons were sharp and durable, and he was ready to strike.
Vilmer picked up his paintbrush and began to paint. He painted a wall that would protect them from the cyclops' blows, a giant ball to trap the cyclops, and a series of ropes to bind the cyclops' feet. His paintings were vivid and lifelike, and he was ready to unleash them.
Johan closed his eyes and focused his energy. He reached out to the earth and felt the vibrations beneath his feet. He raised his hands and summoned a powerful earthquake that shook the ground beneath the cyclops' feet. He followed it up with a bolt of lightning that struck the cyclops right in the eye, stunning it momentarily.
The trio knew that this was a challenge that they could not face with their regular skills alone. They had to use their ultimate abilities to stand a chance against the cyclops.
Malte began folding sheets of paper into a series of intricate shapes. He folded a sheet into a sword, another into a shield, and yet another into a bow and arrow. His paper weapons were sharp and durable, and he was ready to strike.
Vilmer picked up his paintbrush and began to paint. He painted a wall that would protect them from the cyclops' blows, a giant ball to trap the cyclops, and a series of ropes to bind the cyclops' feet. His paintings were vivid and lifelike, and he was ready to unleash them.
Johan closed his eyes and focused his energy. He reached out to the earth and felt the vibrations beneath his feet. He raised his hands and summoned a powerful earthquake that shook the ground beneath the cyclops' feet. He followed it up with a bolt of lightning that struck the cyclops right in the eye, stunning it momentarily.
The cyclops roared in anger and charged at the trio. Malte held up his paper sword and shield, blocking the cyclops' first blow. Vilmer unleashed his painted wall, which held up against the cyclops' onslaught. Johan continued to manipulate the earth, causing the ground beneath the cyclops to rumble and tremble.
The trio fought with everything they had, using their ultimate abilities to their fullest. The cyclops was strong, but they were stronger, and they fought with all their might.
In the end, the cyclops was defeated. It fell to the ground with a mighty thud, defeated by the trio's ultimate abilities. The trio breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that they had saved the day once again.
As they walked away from the defeated cyclops, the trio knew that they were truly a team. They had each other's backs, and they had their ultimate abilities to rely on in the direst of situations. They knew that there would be more challenges to come, but they were ready for whatever the world had in store for them.
The trio fought with everything they had, using their ultimate abilities to their fullest. The cyclops was strong, but they were stronger, and they fought with all their might.
In the end, the cyclops was defeated. It fell to the ground with a mighty thud, defeated by the trio's ultimate abilities. The trio breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that they had saved the day once again.
As they walked away from the defeated cyclops, the trio knew that they were truly a team. They had each other's backs, and they had their ultimate abilities to rely on in the direst of situations. They knew that there would be more challenges to come, but they were ready for whatever the world had in store for them.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2023
Get the The cyclopsmug.