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Bottom of the ninth

Noun - an event that takes place at a bar when you have struck out all evening and need to score. At this time you start looking for any member of the opposite sex to mack on and try to hook up with
Last night I was at the bar and it was the bottom of the ninth so I hooked up with some coyote just to get some.
by Bob Saget May 6, 2005
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bottom of the slide

To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.
I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.
by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010
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Bottom of the morning to ya

A greeting using the expulsion of bodily gases that have developed through the nights slumber.
On a relaxing Sunday morning Casey woke Kristin with a bottom of the morning to ya and they both started their day with a laugh.
by Casey Cool Man April 10, 2015
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Some dry ass bitch ho who is such a skank and is motherfucking dry on the inside and outside.
Oh my god, Tiffany is such a Bottom of the Barrel Trash bag Ass Bitch!
by kingohoes October 21, 2018
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Bottom of the Barrel

The girls (aka. bitches, whores, sluts, skanks, or young ladies) that are at the bottom of the food chain, and hence at the party during its last moments. The kind o girls that you seek only after your last resort has fallen through... the last resort of last resorts. The beatch you hit up before heading to McDs or home to pass out as an unsatisfied loser.
Damn! PJ really scraped the bottom of the barrel last night, straight up brought home a heffer!
by The italian poser April 18, 2008
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Bottom of the Bottle Girl

A girl that is a 5 to 5.5 (barely passing) that when you reach the "bottom of the bottle" you would engage in sexual acts with.
yeah shes not really hot but she is totally a bottom of the bottle girl
by Dr. Pib December 12, 2010
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