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stranger in the bed

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Stranger In The Bed is a common masturbation technique. One does this by either, laying or sitting on their arm until your arm has fallen asleep. You then procced to masturbate with the feeling that someone else is doing it for you.
Frank: Why are you sitting on your arm?

Herbert: Because there is a stranger in the bed, if you know what I mean.

Frank: If you wanted a stranger in the bed, you could've just asked.
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A head-over-the-bed throat-fuck is a sexual act where one guy who is laying on his back with his head hanging over the edge of a bed is face-fucked by another dude, thereby allowing the face-fucker to slide his long cock down the face-fuckee's throat and bypass his tongue.
My cadet roomie, Matt, is teaching me how to deep-throat his dick by giving me head-over-the bed throat-fucks! Last few times - I didn't even taste his cum!
by USAF Cadet May 5, 2021
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When you need to sleep so much that you can't do anything else except throwing your self heavily into your bed
Mate, I'm feeling knackered I can't be arse to go out tonight, I'm gonna crack the bed instead
by johlunik August 2, 2011
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Diva, when working, always insisted that clients sleep on the passenger side of the bed
by jmarcusn June 1, 2010
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Shit the bed

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Something that is truly unbelievable and not good. An event or occurance that is stunning, and not positive.
Joe forgot to bring the beer......... SHIT THE BED!!!
by HollafortheDolla July 5, 2009
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Hit the bed

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To go to bed; sleep; rest. (see hit the hay)
by Dr. Mar May 26, 2009
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