Texturbating

The act of pleasing, amusing or satisfying oneself by endless texting.

Jane was texturbating endlessly on her cellphone while Jack was sitting on the couch and watching TV.

by ezjoe January 25, 2019

texturb

1. To disturb someone with texts.

2. Sending texts to someone when they are busy or having downtime such as vacation.

All my boss does is texturb me the entire weekend!

I need to put my phone on do not texturb while I am teaching class.

I didn't send Alisa any texts this weekend because I didn't want to texturb her while she was grieving a loss.

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Texturistic

A thing that has many different textures or has an overwhelming texture

That sponge is texturistic

by Randomwordmaker31 September 5, 2021

textural coherence

Being aware enough of one’s own environment to apply enough grit and their shit to survive.

He’s got just enough textural coherence to survive this rough environment.

by Survival March 20, 2022

Textremist

Someone who is aggressively into books.

Every librarian I know is a textremist.

by ThatPoetChick January 4, 2024

Textrettes

The inability to control oneselfs emotions when texting.

That Aaron guy is a real arsehole once he starts texting.......I think he might have Textrettes.... he should see a therapist.

by Urbane wordsmith February 28, 2024

Teature

A tea-drinking, high-horse riding person who features in their own primadonna existance; generally teachers who think they are saving humanity one child at a time.

Ugggh, she's now celebrating the whole of May for her birthday ... she's becoming quite a teature.

by HandyManAndy June 10, 2025