Textual Eruption

a loosely based pun on snoop's song, "sexual eruption"
when the person you're texting wont stfu

aaron: dude i got a new quad today!!

mike: sweet.. (secretly envious)

aaron (3 hours later): .. and if the rear differential locks up then you can just ... (etc)

mike: cool..

aaron (6 hours later): ... and the handlebars are made of stainless steel with real leather and.. (etc)

mike: you having fun with your textual eruption?

..and so on.

by syntheno May 11, 2010

textual fling

Quick relationship that is text only, short lived, hot and heavy. Does not last more than a week. Never meeting in person or actually having physical context. They go no where.

We had quick textual fling for two days and then it was over.

by jimmydawg April 20, 2011

Textual Harassment

Sending an anonymous text message to a random person with a revealing picture and a sexual-like message.

Origin: Tosh.0 Season 5 episode 1

(sexy pic)
message: plus you makes 3

receiver:hey that was a Textual Harassment

by gorrillawarfare February 7, 2013

Textual Ambiguity

This term refers to the misinterpretations, misread emotions, inaccurate texter to textee translations, and overall miscommunications that result from the limitations of conversations via texting.

"I was telling her how much fun I had last night, but she thought I was being sarcastic. She totally misread what I was texting. Must have been the textual ambiguity."

Script Example:

Her- "like omg I had so much fun with u last night :) Did u like the play?"
Him - "yeh it was great"
Her - "are you sure? I know u wanted to go to the game with your friends..."
Him - "no its ok, I had fun with u"
Her - "It doesn't seem like u had fun."
Him - "why do u say that?"
Her - "You just don't sound like u had fun."
Him -"what? how? I literally said the play was great and that I had fun with you"
Her - "yeah but I can tell u didn't mean it"
Him - "yes I did, what are u talkin about?"
Her - "See and now ur annoyed."
Him - "NO I'M NOT!"
Her - "Don't yell at me! Next time u can go to the stupid game and I'll go to the play alone."
Him - .... (dafuq?)

by Jeff Strau March 30, 2015

textual activity

noun - Sexual banter via text messaging

C9: Yo dude, why did you lock your iPhone?

T4: Uhh, because I've been engaging in some risque textual activity lately and I can't be having people read that.

by rks March 10, 2008

textual

To speak intimately sexual with your partner or cyber soulmate online, or in a text message. Either online with an instant messenger, or using a text message system on your cell phone or Blackberry, etc.

Email can be very exciting, but it is not as textual as a session on Yahoo with your cyber soulmate.

by syber_satyr January 25, 2005

Textual Massage

adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.

Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008