Textovel

a Textovel is sending a very long text message that usually will be broken up into seperate messages because u went over the character limit, resulting in the reciever to look through 3-5 pages of text from you

text-novel=textovel

Guy: hey whats up?

Girl:nothing much hbu? omg today me and lucie where at the mall and there was this one guy...

after reading her textovel the guy became very aggitated because he doesnt have unlimited text and each new message in his inbox costs him money

by rileyroxon October 24, 2009

TEXTBONICS

using initials instead of whole words when you text somebody.

Text short hand

I was typing this long text to Don to let him know that Rob was arrested. He used textbonics when he replied "SMH" instead of typing out the entire words for shaking my head.

by shikiboo September 9, 2010

textbook schizophrenia

person who shows all symptoms of a schizophrenia.

Doctor! Will you tell me what is wrong with me?
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.

by aragorn the grey May 22, 2011

textologize

1. to admit guilt or convey an excuse through text messaging without an expression of remorse or regret.

Janet textologized to Jeff for unilaterally changing the Thanksgiving plans.

by Kcirederf75 November 1, 2011

Textosterone

1)When a dude sends you a threatening message via text, but then wimps out and won't say anything to you face to face.

2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.

Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938

Joey sent me a text message today saying "I better give him money for the weed we smoked last night." I was going to kick him in the face, but then he apologized, and he gave me more weed. I guess he was just full of "Textosterone" when he wrote me that text message.

by Tonytoys September 30, 2012

textionship

"Textionship: An undercover "relationship" that is kept a secret where cell phones and the internet are used as a form of communication rather than being worthy enough to communicate in person at any given moment."

let me text my thot she loves being in this textionship.

by the illest chick February 10, 2014

Textbook feminist

A textbook feminist doesn't buy the whole modern feminist package of rape culture, widespread misogyny, man spreading, man splaining etc. A textbook feminist simply believes in the equality of the sexes.

"So, are you a feminist or not?"
"Just a textbook feminist."

by dondidit June 16, 2016