textee

The person you send a text to

That textee was a complete bitch. Couldn't reply with a straighforward answer.

by DyrAj April 12, 2007

Texted Vexed

During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.

I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.

by K.C.M. October 21, 2007

texter

Markers/highlighters.
This is Aussie slang (so it is pronounced "tex-tah").

Can you pass me that texter so I can highlight this passage?

by Klepto May 13, 2005

Texticle Dysfunction

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.

I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.

by Railin' October 3, 2008

Testie-mony

recalling a story that involves the gonads.

Bill was telling a Testie-mony about a teabaging incident

by Geeo the Spaceman July 7, 2009

textical

as getting a text while your phone is on your testicals

i just got a textical

by TJ and Jake williams May 16, 2010

textersonator

A person who pretends they are someone else via text message. For instance: Picking up your boyfriend's cell phone and texting someone from his phone, as if you ARE the boyfriend.

Responding to a text message that wasn't meant for you as if you are the person it was meant for.

I thought I was texting Jim last night, but I found out it was actually Sally. What a textersonator, I'll never trust her again.

by Cassam September 4, 2010