textiquette

The manner in which one texts throughout a texting conversation.

"Robby responded with just the letter "k" ... he always has such improper textiquette. Now I'm not taking him to the softball game."

Macey is always such a great conversationalist. I think she used to take classes on textiquette.

by intershella5555 May 22, 2011

texture monkey

someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.

"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"

by rachellllll November 22, 2005

Texticle

A idiot who drives around with a fake pair of testicles hanging from the trailer hitch on his pickup truck and is sending text messages while driving.

Did you just see that texticle?! He was all over the road! What an idiot!

by Dixiewolf8 July 1, 2009

textitute

One who obsessively sends text messages, especially to the opposite sex or someone who they are either involved or would like to be involved with. Also defined as one who sends a text in order to signal for a possible hookup, and often sent as a mass text to multiple numbers fishing for a taker.

Mary Anne is such a textitute for spending all of dinner texting Wally and Cecil instead of talking to her date Sid or friends Kelly Jo and Brenda Lee before the big dance at the hop.

by Franky Carbone January 12, 2009

textiquette

Text ettiquette- for example you shouldnt overuse abbreviations, use capitals or exclamation points excessively, and say anything a parent could read over shoulder. A word that Katey came up with. COPYRIGHT

Erica: OMG that new Kate Spade bag is totes hot! OMG IDK WTD! WTF!NVM, IDC
Katey: Wow. Slow down and use TEXTIQUETTE.
Erica: G2G. POS

by KateytheGreaty May 19, 2009

Texticles

The act of sending your testicles to a friend in a picture message.

"Molly, did I show you Shaun's texticles?! they were gigantic!!"

by The wise man123 March 8, 2009

Textitude

A text message that contains condescending, negative or rude context of words that insinuates the sender is talking down to you or belittling you.

Throwing a diss at you through text message.

A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.

Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.

Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.

" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"

"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"

"Are you coming or what???"

"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"

when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.

I just got a text from Kevin. He's giving me all this textitude for no reason.

Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.

Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.

by *Asia Perez* November 17, 2014