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Textbook Bisexual

A bisexual person who is romantically (sexually, mentally) attracted to both genders in an equal 50/50 way. They neither prefer women nor men more.
“Yeah Becky told me she’s bisexual but would never marry a woman, so I broke things off. I like textbook bisexuals, she’s more of a 70/30 person.”
by Kiki-$3729 June 29, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.
Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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textbook error

When someone turns up for an exam and forgets to bring a pen. This is a textbook error.
by claramca January 17, 2018
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Textbook fear

A type of anxiety or apprehension felt towards a situation or decision because it is commonly perceived as difficult, overwhelming, or universally feared, rather than based on personal experience. It’s the fear of facing something simply because it has been widely described as daunting, often amplified by societal expectations or common narratives.
I really want to move away for university, but the textbook fear of being on my own keeps holding me back.
by FreshStartHero December 19, 2024
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Textbook Bitch

1. A man or woman who goes out of their way to exclude a set person from gatherings or parties.

2. A man or woman who makes a point to sleep with everyone else except a set person to leave them out.

3. Worse than a slut because a set person is excluded.
She's a textbook bitch. She sleeps with everyone except me, and makes a point for me to know her sex life.
by SamKSteele February 23, 2022
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textbook definition of gay

3 guys doing a recreation of the human centipede
Ayo the fuck u on about cuh saying they aint gay? Those 3 niggas were up all tongue deep in each-others asses human centipede style last night. Thats the textbook definition of gay
by Black Catamite February 15, 2025
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literal textbook example

A situation or instance that perfectly illustrates a concept or principle, often resembling the straightforward examples found in educational textbooks. This phrase is used to emphasize how directly something aligns with theoretical definitions or expectations.
When she aced the exam despite minimal studying, her success became a literal textbook example of the 'surprising outcomes' section on student performance.
by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025
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