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text impediment

Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.
Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!

Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.

Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.
by Two D's August 6, 2009
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Text Finger

The digit on the hand that is used primarily for texting on your cellular phone. Also used to hitch hike but really more than a billion people a min are using it to send messages all over the world
Using the commonly known THUMB to push letters on a device to send an electronic message. or SSG Potter used his text finger to poke SPC smith in the eye during combatives. or he stuck his text finger out to catch a ride
by SSG POTTER, DANIEL December 14, 2012
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text grenade

An sms that prompts the start of a text war. Typically done by cowardly people who avoid conflict in person and/or on the phone.
Jillian: Lisa just sent a text grenade to Ben.

Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!
by Thunder Stone October 13, 2014
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text whispering

When two or more people are texting each other about another person who is present.
Andrea and I were text whispering how Keri's nappy wig looked like shit!
by Text whospering May 30, 2016
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text carry

Text carry happens when you are texting someone and neither of you want to end the conversation, but you have nothing left to say. So, you keep texting them the same thing back and forth.
Text carry:
Boy 1- yep
Boy 2- yep
Boy 1-yep
Boy 2-yep
by Mari the diva May 27, 2017
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Text Limbo

Where text messages go when they become delayed for unknown reasons. Usually the source of great frustration when they arrive many hours late.
1. I was hook up with that girl but my messages were getting trapped in text limbo.
2. Eric's messages got out of text limbo at 5am and woke me up.
by Tsombie January 18, 2009
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text-hole

Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.
1. The movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.

2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.
by shootandrun August 17, 2007
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