Tenser

finding no other way to desscribe a moment than through a string of unfiltered profanities without nonprofane words.

a man knocks his beer over and says: "fuckface douche bag fuck!"
"nice tenser," says friend.

by Kruasse Von Gradenschtein August 23, 2007

In The Past Tense

To kill or end something completely, typically in a very absolute and forceful way.

When that burglar broke into my house last week, the ol' 1911 put him in the past tense.

by Exhausted Sigh November 30, 2021

tinsel eater

A drooling simpleton. Likely to put anything shiny or bright in their mouth.
cf "window licker".

"I'm not inviting him. He's a fucking tinsel eater"

by anonnymuss August 12, 2003

tinseldoodle

When a cat eats holiday tinsel, tinseldoodle is the result that is pushed out its kaboodle.

Fluffy was feasting on tinsel and out popped a tinseldoodle.

by TonyBiel December 6, 2005

Tinsel Toes

A term which describes the somewhat festive act of one person eating tinsel; and then later asking a sexual partner to gently wiggle their toes up their rectal passage. As well as giving intense pleasure to the recipient, the tinsel will have passed through and becomes attached to the giver's toes - just like a special festive gift.

Advisory: seek qualified medical advice before consuming tinsel. Keep short toe nails to avoid injury. Probably just don't do it.

"My tinsel is passing through - give it to me with your toes". "Oh yes, Sev! Now look at my lovely tinsel toes!"

"I can see you have tinsel on your toes. How kind of someone to gift you their passing tinsel."

by DV8tion November 22, 2011

Tessellation

The sexual act where the woman wears a strap-on and anally penetrates her male partner.

Dude, I found out Sally's into tessellation. I don't think my virgin asshole can take it.

by Itsturtletime August 3, 2009

Tenselexia

A disease that causes the infected to constantly use the wrong tense in regular speech. Common amidst amateur writers and professional doucheflagons.

Bob: "So yesterday this girl has this shirt that says 'Sluttastic' on it bro
Bill: You're a retarded person, Bob. I think you have tenselexia.
Bob: No i'm doesn't..
Bill: ...
Bob: ...

by Dr-Octagon June 18, 2008