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tender moment 

(Noun)
-A scene in a television show, movie, or other form of televised media usually denotd by a soft, down-tempo, piano solo. Could range from lovers reuniting, to the loss of a loved one, to a life-lesson being taught. Intent is to either teach a lesson or invoke an emotion.
"He knew a tender moment was coming as they cued the slow piano music and showed a musical montage as the reality-show contestant was being kicked off."
tender moment by BuggieBlade March 12, 2008
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When you go behind someone, reach your hand up in between their legs, and squeeze their balls until juice comes out. Oftentimes the juice is collected and used in power drinks. Multiple people can partake in this.


Hey why are you in the hospital?
Some guys gave me a tender sirloin micky dees last night.

tender vittles 

I'd love to get all up off in dem tender vittles.
tender vittles by noogin December 28, 2005

Tender Dick 

Damn You Got A Lot Of Kids Tender Dick Ass.
Tender Dick by DeeJanaee March 30, 2023

tender dick 

One who plays the scrum half position (rugby) as though he/she is afraid, incompetent, or generally unreliable.
That Green-side scrum half was a straight up tender dick.
tender dick by jiggisland May 26, 2011

tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez
i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.
tender hamilton by james July 1, 2003