"Teets mate"
"what the teets?"
"Nice Jersey man."
"Teets."
"How was the exam? Have you finished your assignment?"
"Teets."
When you don't know what to say,
"TEETS."
Have Teets day Mate.
"what the teets?"
"Nice Jersey man."
"Teets."
"How was the exam? Have you finished your assignment?"
"Teets."
When you don't know what to say,
"TEETS."
Have Teets day Mate.
by Ynfan November 3, 2019
Get the teetsmug. 
New Zealand slang. Popular in the East Coast. Sometimes spelt as teats. It’s used to describe someone/something as being useless; boring; pathetic; underwhelming; inconvenient etc. It is essentially used to characterise a person or object and sometimes a situation as having a negative trait.
“Don’t be a teets c*nt, just come out with the boys.”
“His car breaks down heaps, f*cking teets.”
“He’s so teets oi, did you hear he cheated on Maria?”
“My night was so teets, I got dragged out just to sober drive.”
“His car breaks down heaps, f*cking teets.”
“He’s so teets oi, did you hear he cheated on Maria?”
“My night was so teets, I got dragged out just to sober drive.”
by KaptainKefs December 21, 2021
Get the Teetsmug. Is an expression commonly used by middle eastern people in southern Michigan. Teet is used as a synonym of "yeah right" when someone is bragging about something.
by Yaanis February 19, 2018
Get the Teetmug. by RK420 June 11, 2018
Get the TEETmug. 
Basically this phrase can be used at anytime, when you see some thing funny happen you say "teets daleets" to your buddy.
yo..... teets daleets!!!
by flack jacket May 20, 2021
Get the Teets Daleetsmug.