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Triple Tender Burger

When you slap your cock onto a KFC double tender burger.
I was starving so I had a Triple Tender Burger for lunch.
by stoneleigh_street March 30, 2020
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tender dick

A man who lets women walk all over himself . Low self esteem.Has no morals and lets women control his thoughts and actions
If he was'nt such a tender dick he wouldn't be stuck with that girl . Man that guys a tender dick you can tell his girl run;s his life
by lvdirtjunky December 8, 2007
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tender touch

A tender touch is a loving, slow, gentle touch that makes your senses go wild, every little caressing movement driving you into ecstasy
"Upon her tender touch, in her arms, my knees can't help but weaken ♥"
by leetNightshade December 27, 2009
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turd tenderizer

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer.
by sbo March 28, 2011
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Tenderqueer

The other definition is accurate but the aesthetic mention of cottagecore was overkill.
I used to be roommates with a tenderqueer, when her girlfriend stole from me and I flipped out she told me I was “projecting my traumatized past.” I left the household because she called a house meeting and tried to micromanage how I dressed because I kept turning the heat up in winter, rather than just asking me to keep the heat to whatever boundary they wanted. Keep in mind they were an unemployed trust fund kid so they weren’t paying the gas bills.
by Onegaytwoballs November 27, 2021
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Maggot Tenders

A delicious nutritious super food. It can be cooked in a variety of ways including rare, medium, and we'll done. They come either crunchy, crispy, or soft.
Would you like some maggot tenders?
by MaggotyFoods May 31, 2019
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Tender Memories

Spending an entire day, or several days, in personal reflection and thought to recall the actions that took place during a hard night of partying that rendered you waking up naked with a greased ass hole and a sphincter that's sore and tender to the touch.
After a big party at his frat house, Carl woke up the next morning with some seriously Tender Memories. He spent several days wondering what happened and was only reminded of his tender bung each time he took a shit.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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