Tech Monsters, gurus. Fix it all techs that get it done and don't tell you to buy a new computer instead.
by bobbywhiff May 12, 2017
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"We should call that Techdecking." Said Brad.
"Good idea." Said Mary.
And from then on, they each forever remembered the day they invented, Techdecking.
"We should call that Techdecking." Said Brad.
"Good idea." Said Mary.
And from then on, they each forever remembered the day they invented, Techdecking.
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by Techin brown October 24, 2023
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by FYEAHBACKSTAGEBADGER November 26, 2011
Get the Techies mug.Teasing computer users and geeks with a brand new technological products, like latest gadgets and gizmos, devices (smartphones, lap-tops, processors... etc), instruments, software updates, new applications etc...
The newly introduced product can be either really cool, creative, and a real addition to the world of technology. Or nothing serious at all, but a successful combined marketing/advertising campaign.
The newly introduced product can be either really cool, creative, and a real addition to the world of technology. Or nothing serious at all, but a successful combined marketing/advertising campaign.
A: I'm techteased by iPhone 4, I really want to buy one!
B: I'm waiting to see if it's really worth it.
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A: Esra'a teases me every time by an update, website design, or a software yet to be released. Oh yeah! I love the technologically-driven Mideast Youth!
B: This is what we call techteasing. Mideast Youth apps are of an unquestionable quality!
B: I'm waiting to see if it's really worth it.
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A: Esra'a teases me every time by an update, website design, or a software yet to be released. Oh yeah! I love the technologically-driven Mideast Youth!
B: This is what we call techteasing. Mideast Youth apps are of an unquestionable quality!
by Ahmed Zidan October 1, 2010
Get the Techtease mug.Technology is ubiquitous, and as such is complimentary to life. Furthermore, balance is vital to our existence.
But when we fail to see the forest for the trees we succumb to social media for the evils it inspires. In extreme cases, the suggestive power of said media has been found to disrupt lives, polarize the peaceful, and silence individual voices in an altogether spiral down the spin zone. Untamed, the suggestive power of social media can all but take over one’s life... or at least kill their free time. Not to mention its birth of the toxic phenomenon we have come to know as “over-sharing.” That said, it is crucial to utilize technology in this day and age for its efficiencies, and its efficiencies alone. Some may call it “better living through science,” others may just recognize it as necessity in its purest form... Be that as it may, it is somewhere in the realm of disconnection that you yourself may break free from the establishment of social media to essentially restore a life of fulfillment. One so not inspired by digital hermitization meets glorified virtual insanity. Life is worth living! Go outside. Plant some trees. Get on your knees. Open your mind. Be not blind. Then you’ll truly be free. This is what it means to be Techlectic. After all, not everything in our future can possibly be PC.
But when we fail to see the forest for the trees we succumb to social media for the evils it inspires. In extreme cases, the suggestive power of said media has been found to disrupt lives, polarize the peaceful, and silence individual voices in an altogether spiral down the spin zone. Untamed, the suggestive power of social media can all but take over one’s life... or at least kill their free time. Not to mention its birth of the toxic phenomenon we have come to know as “over-sharing.” That said, it is crucial to utilize technology in this day and age for its efficiencies, and its efficiencies alone. Some may call it “better living through science,” others may just recognize it as necessity in its purest form... Be that as it may, it is somewhere in the realm of disconnection that you yourself may break free from the establishment of social media to essentially restore a life of fulfillment. One so not inspired by digital hermitization meets glorified virtual insanity. Life is worth living! Go outside. Plant some trees. Get on your knees. Open your mind. Be not blind. Then you’ll truly be free. This is what it means to be Techlectic. After all, not everything in our future can possibly be PC.
When you simultaneously utilize the efficiencies of technology to make your life better whilst understanding your obligation to your own reinvestment in reality, you’re truly being Techlectic.
by TechlecticDesignsLLC April 8, 2019
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Person 2: Yeah this techtember has started off great!
Person 2: Yeah this techtember has started off great!
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