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Tonya Tapper

A baton, typically a retractable/collapsible type that is carried by the police and can be easily carried by an average civilian and used for self-defense or destroying kneecaps.

The term is derived from the 1994 attack of Olympic figure skater Nancy Kerrigan by Shane Stant, who was later revealed to be hired by Jeff Gillooly and Shawn Eckardt. Eckardt was the bodyguard to and Gillooly was the ex-husband of rival Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding. The attacker used a 21-inch (53 cm) ASP telescopic baton and was intending to break the knee of Kerrigan, thus allowing Harding to advance further. Many news outlets and people have since associated Tonya Harding directly with the attack and the alliterative term "Tonya Tapper" was created.
"Did you hear Jimmy got hit up with a Tonya Tapper? He's never going to walk the same."

"I keep a Tonya Tapper in my car in case of emergencies."

"What is the word for a Tonya Tapper again? You know, the one that you smash into the ground to collapse or into kneecaps."
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Water Tapper

When a Mans penis hangs so low in the toilet bowl, it starts to touch the water.
Man 1: "Man I had a Water Tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "Damn, you're Dick is that long?"
by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021
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Truck Tapper

Adjective: Someone who specifically seeks out a sexual partner with a large or "thicc" rear end; corresponding to those who have a "dump truck" rear end.
Oh, Dylan, he's a "Truck Tapper".
by J148 December 3, 2023
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Chiefing Tapper

n.) A villain who chiefs the blunt over and over again, until the point of tapping out because they got too high.
AH! Matt kept hogging all the weed in rotation, but stopped smoking because he got to high, hes a chiefing tapper!
by Smoker129 July 24, 2009
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One Clap Tapper

A female that can't take dick. Hence the term. She takes one clap then taps out.
Nigga 1: Aye nigga I heard you fucked around with Tasha

Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!
by Jedi378 March 9, 2016
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burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.
by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013
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