golden talleywackers

Golden Tallywackers refer to the scoring system of bocce ball.

Wow, thats worth a whopping 2 golden tallywackers, bocce good throw!

by luckypotatoes August 3, 2005

tallywacking tits

a term used when a guy tries to have mental sex with you over the internet. cybering

That prick just tried to have tallywacking tits with me!

by Andre Cage May 17, 2008

giant tallywackers

something yelled out of a car window at passers by which causes great amusment to the people in the car

harris " giant tallywackers"
person on sidewalk " what did you want to do to me"
harris " drive i think he may want to hurt me"

giant tallywackers

by afro guy December 3, 2011

TallyWacked

Partying to the extreme of human limits with the use of alcohol and or drugs.

I got fuckin' tallywacked last night. I guess that can happen after 25 beers? I dunno, whatever.

by DNAdangler January 29, 2017

Tallywhacker

it's a dick

You have a small tallywhacker

by Darkest of the memes July 2, 2017

Tallywhacker Malefactor

Any particular individual who self describes or could be described as a sexual deviant.

A pedophile, necrophiliac, rapist. or any kind of sexually exploitative person, etc.

We are grateful to have silly birds to roast today. Grateful for all the children safe from all those tallywhacker malefactors , today with their familes.
Thank u. Jesus
Amen

by Nonce Executioner November 28, 2024

Tabbywacker

The male genitalia (penis) when in contact by any means of the female genitalia (vagina).

'Tabby wacker': 'wacker' perhaps meaning the 'penis', and 'tabby' an alternative word for 'vagina' and perhaps from 'pussy(cat/tabby cat)' (?)

I had never heard of this before. Apparently, and quoting an internet forum user, "The Bard (Scottish poet Robert Burns) used the phrase regularly". Is it then a Scottish term?

I don't think Robert Burns used it in his poetry, but I could be wrong.

The poster I spotted using it on an internet forum wrote it as one whole word. I happen to think it is two words, largely to take account of the male and female genitalia separately. It could perhaps be hyphenated (?)

"I used my tabbywacker last night after a drunken night out."

by Spot-on June 26, 2009